when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god
is this a macklemore lyric
Anonymous said: should I take some nudes right now?
no go eat noodles instead mmm :))
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
Anonymous said: So once I was giving the bae a hand job, and I whispered "ole" in his ear and he came and I don't think I've ever laughed harder